Sorry, Yet again.

We are currently experiencing some tech difficulties, so we may not be able to get the old archives into our new website. however, all of the comics that have come out will be put on display, so don't worry!

Comic #4

Christmas Tree Craze Part 1

Well, here is what i Got so Far.

Number 1:

                                                                               Number 2:

Number 3:

Number 4:

Vote for your Favorite!
Your favorite tree(s) will be displayed in a vote off.....
So Don't Miss it!

Comic #4

Another Week, Another Day..
Yes, The Famous Series is Back!
Lets see...

Note: I do not hate the French.
Seeya.

Sorry

Well, Urbanpenguinary.com is moving to a new place, due to complaints that some people can't get to the site.

Check this out.
PS, it might not work.

Christmas Tree Craze

Aye, It's The chirstmas season.
for this years christmans craze, i am deciding to photograph every kind of christmas tree i come upon.
It will be incredibly long and boring, but it will be worth looking through all the pictures.
Well....
Not really.
After this year, vote for your favourite tree!
In the comments.
The Winning Tree will be bought by us, and then burned as a monument.
No, i'm not joking.
So...
If you feel the Christmas Craze, Start collecting Photos now!
WARNING: DUPLICATES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
Yes, post them on the special thread i am going to give you.
And remember....
BOOKMARK THIS PAGE!
Yes, the person with the most photos, and person who took the best rated photos gets a prize!

Heart

I've decided to do a research on hearts.
Not the real ones, but the one that consists of our feelings.
The Human heart can be angry, compassionate, and even greedy.
There are thousands of emotions....
I just hope i don't get lost in them.

The 50th Post

Believe it or not, Urbanpenguinary.com now has 50 posts under its name!
Hurray!
First of all... let me congratulate myself with a one-way trip to France by airplane..
Yes, it means i won't be posting that much., but no, my famous comics will still go on.
Lastly, I DO NOT HATE THE FRENCH. I can even prove it with a picture....

au revoir!

Comic #3

Well, that's all for this week.
Did you enjoy it?
Hated it?
Well, Here's the conclusion to this week's comic.

Comic #3

Hmn.... What should my opening be?

Eh, never mind. Let's Just get on with the comic. not that you'll read the text anyways....

INTRODUCING COMIC #3!

Pixel Art

My very first pixel art.
It was supposed to be a tree, but i ditched the idea, and came up with this cool symbol-thing.
More tomorrow!
Yes, I randomly created it for no apparent reason.
Sayonara,
The Pengiun

Comic #3

Percival is my cousin 15 times removed.
He's actually quite boring....

Urbanpenguinary.com wants YOU!

Since our 20 year old human blogger Coolio has permanantly rage quit the blog after losing a debate, The penguin boss has decided to hire yet another blogger.
Any volunteers?
Requirements: Human, Annoying, Able to write at least 3 articles per week.
Yup, that's all.
However, if you are not annoying enough, i may have to turn down your applicant.
Yes, we have an applicant form to fill out. It will come out soon.
Feel free to bribe, threaten, your way in as the next blogger of urbanpenguinary.com!

Pixel Art series is On!

Yup, Yet another half-formed series. but this one is truly gonna work.
I've already created 4 pictures that actually can be admired by non-penguin populaces.
Suggestions, And pixel art is always welcome.

Comic #3

Yay, a new comic!
After 4 days starving for more comics, i've finally gotten my third comic online!

And here it is.
Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for more!

Comic Problems

If you only see two squares of the comic, remember to click on the picture. Soon i will devise a system like Picasa,which will make it easier for you  guys to browse my wonderful comics.
Penguin out.

Comic #2

Well, that's the end of comics this week.
Seeya next week!

Comic #2

Well.... let's just keep this simple, shouldn't we?
I give you the comics, you give me the traffic.

Comic #2

Heres the start of the new entry.
All names and places, dead or alive, is purely coincidental.
(that is, if places could be alive or dead)

Stay tuned tomorrow for more .

Your Internet connection has been delayed

 Your internet connection request has been delayed for 1045.2222224 days:
reason: ERROR 902: some penguin hooligans blew up some wires in Canada.

Well, that's all.

Remember those times before august? i was on and blogging every single day.
Well, after some Penguin Hooligans blew up some wires in Canada, i have lost connection to the internet.
I now blog like a homeless person: cafes, hotels, some weird contraption that i bought off a street dealer that acts as a computer with connection...
I will try to stay true to my schedule: 3 REAL posts per week, excluding comics, 1 liners, and pictures.

Stolen from The currently Homeless Awesome Penguin(NOT to be confused with the Homeless Emperor Penguin, or the Homeless Grandfather Penguin)

Anti-penguin call

There should be a police force just for annoying penguins.
Yo, just like those drug-dealer-bustin'-cop-boys that are specially trained.
Coolio out.
 COOLIO OUT. PERMANENTLY.

COMIC FEST

So.. as the title says, 
COMIC FEST!!!
 Well, its just a whole comic posted on one day.
Me and my partner have been working VERY hard on this.
Hope you like it.

Well, Starting Monday, We are going to show one comic every week, if the controversial comic is not cancelled.
Suggestions are not really welcome, but i think i'll hear them.

City Series is on!

Well, i just finished writing a guide on how to runaway.
Check it out soon!
Also, show me your opinions about bikes.
THanks!
The P

Comic

Due to our awesome success with comics. I have decided to get some more!
Heres a teaser:

The Story Behind The Blog

Just For those who were wondering, how do i get all these awesome blog posts?
Well, check this out. This is the story Behind the blog.
Heres a picture to end this nice post:

Cheers,
The Penguin

Racing The Deadline

I got a deadline for the church magazine i'm in.
I have to write a article for the December issue titled "The Search for Santa"
So far, i only planned out this:
  Every Christmas Eve, Millions of kids around the world go to sleep thinking that an old, red-suited overweight man will give them gifts. They put cookies on the table for Santa to eat, hang their stockings, and put up a Christmas tree. I am on a mission to uncover the truth of  Santa Claus.
  Legend has, the traditional american Santa Claus
Is Santa Claus Real? You decide.
Edit:
The articles are done.

The Catalyst

Human Songs are good.
Especially The ones with political views.
They serve a higher purpose.

The Cover Art For the Single, Catalyst

The Catalyst.

The Cover Art For the Album, A Thousand Suns

A Thousand Suns
Enjoy The music.

Liked the first, Loved the second

The Epic conclusion to the Manila series(though it was only 1 page long)

Image could not be displayed

Manilla

Well, Its the new comic.... it's kinda late, but this is it! 
Part one of the manila series....... 
Okay, here it comes:picture unable to load.
If anyone is complaining about it in Chinese...
tell him about it Here

General Rant against civilization

Why is it so cold in the classrooms when it is melting hot outside?
Why is it so warm in the classrooms when it is refreshingly freezing outside?
  I say we shouldn't fight nature. It's pointless and unnatural that we live in one environment, but totally destroy the it and then rebuild it into a broken reality of half-formed dreams.
  We even have air con, for heavens sake. Can't we just use the stupid fans? No, we have to destroy and waste materials, clutter the world with landfills, open a big hole in the ozone layer and poison the earth.
                                                                 It Sucks.
The P

Apologia

Well, Sorry for the break. Coolio was supposed to fill in for me while i tried to catch up with meeting and stuff like that but the idiot got a new game from stupid torrents. sometimes want to make me crash the internet for a while. Acually, i also played games but at least i'm apologizing.
I'll try to cut down on the games and start truly updating my blog.

The Penguin

PICTURES

well, my blog has barely any pictures!(more like only 2)
but anyways.....
WE ARE GOING TO PUT IN COMICS!!!
yes, comics... drawn by first graders in penguin school.
The comics are meant to offend and encite vicious debate.
I think the comics will be done soon.
So look out!

Back To School

Well, its back to school.
What? So? Even Penguins have to go to school!
Well, i'm going to a specialized penguin school...

From now on.. look after posts That include the words: What Happened in School
It means it is probrably funny, or just plain weird.
Oh and By the way, Coolio's posts are plain stupid.
They don't mean anything, but he targets penguins like me!
Hey... um... gotta go to school, the school bus is coming......

Blogged with Gmail.(duh)

Event details

Yo.
I kinda forgot 'bout the blog, coz I was playing a pirated version of Simcity Deluxe 4. Yeah, it's awesome! Anyways很麻烦的 penguin, who is busy playing computer games and doing homework, told me about an event that he posted on Facebook. Yup, you guys gotta send your articles to this address "bloggingisawesome@gmail.com" before the end of this month. Best 7 articles get to go on the blog, the rest get trashed. So be sure to get some rockin' articles before the end of this month!!!!!

Day 2(continued yet again)

Well, now the teacher is forcing people to be representatives(which basically means be that classes' teacher servant).
I nearly became the representative for media... ugh. i don't like the media anyways.(specially the human ones. most of the stuff are fake.)
Now the teacher can't get the class to be absolutely quiet(normal for a 40-something hyperactive class of penguins or humans), so he resorts to totally annoy me off by waiting until it is dead silent(nearly impossible), which take like 5 minutes. Ugh..... fail. its very lame, nonconstructive, and doesn't fell teacher-like.

School Day 2(continued)

Well, I sprained my flipper while playing tag with some buddies... it hurts if i breathe, which sucks. anyways the teacher doesn't notice that i limp. and now i have to pay 20 bucks of human money to the teacher or some health check. (ugh! squeezing fluids that you don't understand into your body... no one would like that- unless you are a vampire.

School, Day 2

Well, when do we eat lunch? I just survived a very very long speech about stuff that will have no use in my life.
It was soooooo boring, some people actually fell asleep and had to b waken up. I was nearly nodding before i heard someone say something about getting up in line...
  I can only describe this school as boring and strict.
YES!!! Lunch IS  HERE!
'scuse me, i gotta go.


The\/ Penguin
Awesome

Last day of freedom :(

Well, it's august 31. And that is the day that students of the penguin school dread of. I mean, sure, summer was kinda boring, but take that compared to work/school.

It's kinda hard for me to enjoy my last day of real life, when I kno that tomorrow will be misery, so I am trying to shrug it off by blogging. I edited half of my half finished posts( I got tons of them) and posted my daily article. Any ideas in what to do?

School Day 1

Wow... I met my teacher today.
He Thought he could scare me into being good by telling me that this place was a good place blah blah blah...
I counter their communications, and after knowing the lay of the land, can actually evade and overwhelm them!
But i have to act like an idiot... wich its idiotic.
Sincerely,
The P

Colony

Now thats a cool game! based on starcraft 2, this sidescrollin' startegy game of HUGE porportions that you will be addicted to..... so go play that game, at armorgames.com!
Check that out.

ok, now i'm going back to playing colony!




Coolio out.

Another post of awesomeness..

Just wanted to say.... Bookmark this page!!
dude, if you bookmark this page, you can get here easier!!!
oh yes.... Uh... The P said that you are free to laugh at him and spam his posts with useless comments.



Peace Out.

New Blogger On The Penguin Times!

Welcome Our newest blogger, Coolio! Welcome him to hell, erm... i mean my blog!
He will be helping out everywhere,  anytime with articles.
Oh, he'll also be my pencil sharpener assistant.(joking)
Well, welcome Coooooooooooooooolio!

====annoying band song plays on and on====

Yo.

Hey Guys! im Coolio, One of the authors or this blog.... i just got forced to.. um.. i mean volunteered to blog on urbanpenguinary.com! so when you see me, remember to comment on my posts and insult awesome penguins post!
By the way, Friday is my day off, so don't expect any posts from me!

Sundays Is my day off!

Well, the title said it. don't expect any posts on sundays, coz thats the day i go swimmin' and eating high quality ice..
So long, dudes!

Hamas Conflict

 The Hamas conflict is the most interesting conflict in the world, because of unusually high media attention and the fact that this is a war between a terrorist government and a government rumored to posses nuclear weapons. The Hamas conflict is mainly Israel against Hamas, so we will have a look at these two organizations and how they counter the threat(s)

  Many people know the word ‘Hamas’ and that it is a terrorist group in the middle east. What they don’t know is that Hamas is a Para militaristic Sunni Islamic organization and is also a political party. It handles social affairs in Gaza (schools, hospitals, etc.).

The word Hamas first appeared in a leaflet accusing Israelis corrupting the moral fiber of Palestinian teenagers, written by some dudes called Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, Abdel Aziz al-Rantissi and Mohammad Taha. Since then Hamas has attacked Israel on numerous occasions.

  Israel actually has a long history, but I will only tell you the important details. Israel was created in 1949, and following a couple of wars Israel lost and gained large amounts of territory. Israel wants to eliminate the Hamas Organization and create peace in Gaza.

  The conflict really started during Operation Cast Lead. But it actually started in 2003, when Hamas started lobbing rockets over the borders. So after a few years of being pounded, Israel launched a huge rocket barrage that killed around 700 Hamas Personnel and 300 civilians, while blockading the whole Gaza strip. Israel quickly got shunned for the civilian deaths and the humanitarian crisis, so Israel stopped the rockets on January 18^th. Of course then Hamas threw some rockets back to Israel after they ceasfired.

  So............

You decide who's better!

Re: Bloggng with email?

Read my blog! survivalpenguin.blogspot.com

On Sat, Aug 28, 2010 at 11:24 AM, Penguin Zeep <ultasage.m@gmail.com> wrote:

wow! this blogging thing actually works! can't wait to blog on phones!!! wonder how that will be.....
oh yes.. We are currently inviting new bloggers to be on penguinary.com!
so if you want to blog... but you are too lazy to do anything but write articles, contact me!
(make sure your subject is "want to be a blogging partner)
ultasage.m@gmail.com

Crytal Radio- No power needed

Yes, Its an Earth friendly radio.
My friend VR2VHY, will explain how it works.
an antenna, joined to a copper coil with an compartment which touches a crystal and it will recieve the radio signals of nearby stations. And you can hear it from speakers or earphones.
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for some reason, it does not use any electricty... even for the speaker.
so go to your nearest electronics store and get it fast!


Its only 2 USD!
so no need to steal it!

So long, suckers!

Has problems Veiwing This Awesome Blog

Recently i had problems veiwing the blog,so the number of posts will dwindle.
oh, and also.....
look out on a  series of "how to survive" Cities on urbanpenguinary.com. it will probably help you a LOT with your urban life.

Is this a real post or a fake one?

Well, how can you tell that this blog is not one of those cheesy crappy fake blog that use articles copied off from someone elses blog it article? Well, I give you 5 steps to show you how to fund the fake ones.
1. Look at the article. Does it correspond to the bloggers tastes style, so on? If the bloggers style is irrelevant... Then most probably it is a stolen article.
2. Are ther any typos and stuff like that? If so... Most likely a blogger wrote it, and it was not copied from the web.
3. Of course they might steal it from another bligger but apply rule 1 to it and then it will be very easy to distinguish which one s hand typed and not copied and pasted.
4. Read all their posts... Maybe you wil find that there are only a couple of REAL articles hand typed.
5. There is a bogus article in my blog. Can you find it?
so.... Now you know how to tell real blogs from fake blogs!



Seeya later, Snshine!(lol)

Google

what the hell is google? well, for me, its my clutter cabinet. find mail, calenders, to do lists that never get done, old pictures, unanswered request, all that stuff.

Just look at my igoogle page. what a mess! i mean, its lie 30 pages long filled with half useful, half done stuff.

usually i get things started, but lack the energy to finish it. just look at my articles!! i got 30 times the number of them, half done.. in my drafts.....

some of them are good, some of them are bad, some of them are weird... it will probably take me hours just to name them all.

someday i might just have to publish a long blog filled with all of these never ending half finished stories.

Blogging on an iPod touch

Blogging on the iPod touch : ) well, that's the swellest thing I ever done, you know, sittng on a couch.... Watching some movie, blogging during the ads, well I actually don't really know what i should blog now.....(or how to even blog for that matter) So I will jus give you a quick outlook of this blog. Made by a penguin, designed tonattract penguins or urban cities. So if you are reading these you are either a penguin or one of those awesome humans that like to live in concrete boxes.

Starcraft 2

Ever heard of the new Starcraft? The Starcraft II?


If you’re a Starcraft player, I bet you’ve hear about much awaited yet mysterious Starcraft II. Up until now, Blizzard Entertainment has been keeping Starcraft players excited about the sequel of the award-winning Starcraft.



About Starcraft II:

Let me refresh you about Starcraft. Starcraft is a strategy video game that became popular around 7 to 8 years ago. In the old Starcraft, there were three races vying for domination of the Starcrafft universe. And so the epic begins under that storyline.

Starcraft II is the continuation of the Starcraft saga. The three races – the rebel human Terrans, the noble Protoss, and the gruesome Zergs will again meet and try to spill each other’s blood on in the Koprulu Sector on a battle that is meant to annihilate each other.



Of course, players are at the lookout for old units that became their favorite and for additional units that will make the battles in Koprulu more interesting and diabolical. According to Blizzard, a large portion of the units will be returning while some will be morphed into their upgrades. Moreover, new units will also be deployed.



In the new Starcraft, the first Trilogy will feature the Terrans and so I find it worthy to review the units of the Terrans.

So here it goes…



Crucio Siege Tank:

The Crucio is an upgrade from the old Arclite. The old Arclite was reinforced by building a turret and a hull. The aim of which is to increase the unit’s chances of survival in an open battlefield. The turret’s layout was upgraded from what the Players have experienced in the old Starcraft. It has now an assault-mode armament that increased the protection of the Crucio. The upgrades made in the Crucio accounts for the increase in the cost of the unit.





Nomad:

Nomads are upgraded Terran Dominion who gives much lower levels of protection to the Terran outposts. It is also because of cost consideration that the Terrans decided to build nomads. By building nomads, the Terrans were also able to cut on costs since they do not need to man the nomads with local civilians.

Nomads serve as the defense units of the Terrans against cloaked or burrowed enemy units. They are equipped with delicate sensors that are used for surveillance of terrains for enemy units that are threats to the race. Nomads are effective against the Zerg’s Banelings and Hydralisks.



Terran Battle Cruiser:

Most of the battle cruiser designs were retained in the Starcraft II with only minimal upgrades like the old Behemoth-class battlecruiser. The design of the Hercules and the Minotaur ships were retained with the signature hammerhead shape as well as the Terran Battle cruiser.



Two additional weapons were installed in the Terran Battle Cruiser: the Yamato cannon and the Plasma torpedoes. The Yamato cannon utilize a magnetic field to expel an energy

that can trigger a nuclear explosion. On the other hand, the Plama torpedoes releases a deluge of fire. However, great sum of energy is needed by the Battle Cruise to release a plasma torpedo.



Are you thrilled like everyone and desire to know more detailed information about the Starcraft 2 video game? Why not you join at the Starcraft 2 forum to keep yourself till date? Get going right away.

Canada Vs. America

Opinions, arguments, yelling, muting,banning, kicking allowed.

Swearing NOT allowed.
Dirty fighting is fine, as long as it is not targeted at me.
Let the Fight Begin!!!!

Wow, a Blog!

Well, This is it.
My newest Blog.
Enjoy
in other words:
LET THE PARTY BEGIN!!!
Edit: Moved already.