Since our 20 year old human blogger Coolio has permanantly rage quit the blog after losing a debate, The penguin boss has decided to hire yet another blogger.
Requirements: Human, Annoying, Able to write at least 3 articles per week.
Yup, that's all.
However, if you are not annoying enough, i may have to turn down your applicant.
Yes, we have an applicant form to fill out. It will come out soon.
Feel free to bribe, threaten, your way in as the next blogger of urbanpenguinary.com!