Sorry, Yet again.

We are currently experiencing some tech difficulties, so we may not be able to get the old archives into our new website. however, all of the comics that have come out will be put on display, so don't worry!

Comic #4

Christmas Tree Craze Part 1

Well, here is what i Got so Far.

Number 1:

                                                                               Number 2:

Number 3:

Number 4:

Vote for your Favorite!
Your favorite tree(s) will be displayed in a vote off.....
So Don't Miss it!

Comic #4

Another Week, Another Day..
Yes, The Famous Series is Back!
Lets see...

Note: I do not hate the French.
Seeya.

Sorry

Well, Urbanpenguinary.com is moving to a new place, due to complaints that some people can't get to the site.

Check this out.
PS, it might not work.

Christmas Tree Craze

Aye, It's The chirstmas season.
for this years christmans craze, i am deciding to photograph every kind of christmas tree i come upon.
It will be incredibly long and boring, but it will be worth looking through all the pictures.
Well....
Not really.
After this year, vote for your favourite tree!
In the comments.
The Winning Tree will be bought by us, and then burned as a monument.
No, i'm not joking.
So...
If you feel the Christmas Craze, Start collecting Photos now!
WARNING: DUPLICATES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
Yes, post them on the special thread i am going to give you.
And remember....
BOOKMARK THIS PAGE!
Yes, the person with the most photos, and person who took the best rated photos gets a prize!

Heart

I've decided to do a research on hearts.
Not the real ones, but the one that consists of our feelings.
The Human heart can be angry, compassionate, and even greedy.
There are thousands of emotions....
I just hope i don't get lost in them.

The 50th Post

Believe it or not, Urbanpenguinary.com now has 50 posts under its name!
Hurray!
First of all... let me congratulate myself with a one-way trip to France by airplane..
Yes, it means i won't be posting that much., but no, my famous comics will still go on.
Lastly, I DO NOT HATE THE FRENCH. I can even prove it with a picture....

au revoir!

Comic #3

Well, that's all for this week.
Did you enjoy it?
Hated it?
Well, Here's the conclusion to this week's comic.

Comic #3

Hmn.... What should my opening be?

Eh, never mind. Let's Just get on with the comic. not that you'll read the text anyways....

INTRODUCING COMIC #3!

Pixel Art

My very first pixel art.
It was supposed to be a tree, but i ditched the idea, and came up with this cool symbol-thing.
More tomorrow!
Yes, I randomly created it for no apparent reason.
Sayonara,
The Pengiun

Comic #3

Percival is my cousin 15 times removed.
He's actually quite boring....

Urbanpenguinary.com wants YOU!

Since our 20 year old human blogger Coolio has permanantly rage quit the blog after losing a debate, The penguin boss has decided to hire yet another blogger.
Any volunteers?
Requirements: Human, Annoying, Able to write at least 3 articles per week.
Yup, that's all.
However, if you are not annoying enough, i may have to turn down your applicant.
Yes, we have an applicant form to fill out. It will come out soon.
Feel free to bribe, threaten, your way in as the next blogger of urbanpenguinary.com!

Pixel Art series is On!

Yup, Yet another half-formed series. but this one is truly gonna work.
I've already created 4 pictures that actually can be admired by non-penguin populaces.
Suggestions, And pixel art is always welcome.

Comic #3

Yay, a new comic!
After 4 days starving for more comics, i've finally gotten my third comic online!

And here it is.
Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for more!

Comic Problems

If you only see two squares of the comic, remember to click on the picture. Soon i will devise a system like Picasa,which will make it easier for you  guys to browse my wonderful comics.
Penguin out.

Comic #2

Well, that's the end of comics this week.
Seeya next week!

Comic #2

Well.... let's just keep this simple, shouldn't we?
I give you the comics, you give me the traffic.

Comic #2

Heres the start of the new entry.
All names and places, dead or alive, is purely coincidental.
(that is, if places could be alive or dead)

Stay tuned tomorrow for more .

Your Internet connection has been delayed

 Your internet connection request has been delayed for 1045.2222224 days:
reason: ERROR 902: some penguin hooligans blew up some wires in Canada.

Well, that's all.

Remember those times before august? i was on and blogging every single day.
Well, after some Penguin Hooligans blew up some wires in Canada, i have lost connection to the internet.
I now blog like a homeless person: cafes, hotels, some weird contraption that i bought off a street dealer that acts as a computer with connection...
I will try to stay true to my schedule: 3 REAL posts per week, excluding comics, 1 liners, and pictures.

Stolen from The currently Homeless Awesome Penguin(NOT to be confused with the Homeless Emperor Penguin, or the Homeless Grandfather Penguin)

Anti-penguin call

There should be a police force just for annoying penguins.
Yo, just like those drug-dealer-bustin'-cop-boys that are specially trained.
Coolio out.
 COOLIO OUT. PERMANENTLY.

COMIC FEST

So.. as the title says, 
COMIC FEST!!!
 Well, its just a whole comic posted on one day.
Me and my partner have been working VERY hard on this.
Hope you like it.

Well, Starting Monday, We are going to show one comic every week, if the controversial comic is not cancelled.
Suggestions are not really welcome, but i think i'll hear them.