Urbanpenguinary.com wants YOU!

Since our 20 year old human blogger Coolio has permanantly rage quit the blog after losing a debate, The penguin boss has decided to hire yet another blogger.
Any volunteers?
Requirements: Human, Annoying, Able to write at least 3 articles per week.
Yup, that's all.
However, if you are not annoying enough, i may have to turn down your applicant.
Yes, we have an applicant form to fill out. It will come out soon.
Feel free to bribe, threaten, your way in as the next blogger of urbanpenguinary.com!

Event details

Yo.
I kinda forgot 'bout the blog, coz I was playing a pirated version of Simcity Deluxe 4. Yeah, it's awesome! Anyways很麻烦的 penguin, who is busy playing computer games and doing homework, told me about an event that he posted on Facebook. Yup, you guys gotta send your articles to this address "bloggingisawesome@gmail.com" before the end of this month. Best 7 articles get to go on the blog, the rest get trashed. So be sure to get some rockin' articles before the end of this month!!!!!

Colony

Now thats a cool game! based on starcraft 2, this sidescrollin' startegy game of HUGE porportions that you will be addicted to..... so go play that game, at armorgames.com!
Check that out.

ok, now i'm going back to playing colony!




Coolio out.

Another post of awesomeness..

Just wanted to say.... Bookmark this page!!
dude, if you bookmark this page, you can get here easier!!!
oh yes.... Uh... The P said that you are free to laugh at him and spam his posts with useless comments.



Peace Out.

Yo.

Hey Guys! im Coolio, One of the authors or this blog.... i just got forced to.. um.. i mean volunteered to blog on urbanpenguinary.com! so when you see me, remember to comment on my posts and insult awesome penguins post!
By the way, Friday is my day off, so don't expect any posts from me!